how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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