And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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