Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I have fence marks all over my body
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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