rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Dear god my vagina.
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