Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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