Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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