An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Randomize