he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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