Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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