something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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