C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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