we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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