Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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