I molested 6 butterflies tonight
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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