normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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