i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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