another moral hangover. fuck.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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