Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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