so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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