oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
no you cant smoke seaweed
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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