i may or may not be watching the land before time
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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