He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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