you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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