Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
