This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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