i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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