Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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