another moral hangover. fuck.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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