Just mADE A PArabola og urine
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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