I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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