It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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