I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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