Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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