You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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