i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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