Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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