Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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