i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Sorry about my life...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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