he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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