fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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