i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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