So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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