omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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