We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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