Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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