When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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