I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
