i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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