yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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