Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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