i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You coming home soon, man?
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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