just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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