I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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