He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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