Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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