everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Randomize
