It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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