so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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