i just google imaged poop.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
