He is an equal opportunity slut.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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