just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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