so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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